A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker
and smacked him in the face .. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the %%*! out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
.
......A Couple of minutes ago….....'
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker
and smacked him in the face .. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the %%*! out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
.
......A Couple of minutes ago….....'
