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David L88	DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:		Lead	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 620 07/01/08 03:20 AM	DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking....................Moooo. * Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure...............On medication. * Feminist...............................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first.......................Former Slut. * New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned.................. ......No B.J.'s * Open-minded.........................Desperate. * Outgoing...............................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional...........................%%%!@. Beach * Voluptuous...........................Very fat. * Large frame...........................Hugely fat. * Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: * Yes......................................No * No........................................Yes * Maybe...................................No * We need................................I want * I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry * We need to talk......................You're in trouble * Sure, go ahead.......................You better not * Do what you want...................You will pay for this later * I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! * You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry...........................I am hungry * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy * I am tired..............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner? ........I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay History shows again and again that Nature puts up with the folly of MANNNNnnnnnnn...... >>>GODZILLA!! Last Edited By: David L88 07/01/08 03:25 AM. Edited 2 times.
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aew		#1	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 6197 07/01/08 08:21 AM Ann: eyes that laugh	knocks David up side the head Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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Dan Rowden		#2	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 1282 07/01/08 09:09 AM	Yeah, every man should be punished for being that funny.
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Cassakay		#3	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 1514 07/01/08 11:38 AM Smart Student	Not sure whether I found the "feminist" translation or the "mooooo" comment worse. David... you are sooo in the dog house. "The symmetry of form attainable in pure fiction cannot so readily be achieved in a narration essentially having less to do with fable than with fact. Truth uncompromisingly told will always have its ragged edges; hence the conclusion of such a narration is apt to be less finished than an architectual finial." -Herman Melville
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Sherezada		#4	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 2365 07/01/08 08:45 PM Interpreter Extraordinaire	If that is what men think about what I tell them, I ain't telling them anything else. Who needs them anyhow? Just wimpy women. But in truth, it's my joke, and I don't even get it. --- Sear
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David L88		#5	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 621 07/02/08 08:30 AM	That's ruff, I like the little doggie house. Arf...arf arf. History shows again and again that Nature puts up with the folly of MANNNNnnnnnnn...... >>>GODZILLA!!
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aew		#6	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 6209 07/02/08 09:25 PM Ann: eyes that laugh	David, I could see you as a dog house resident for all the years I've known you. Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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Grace06		#7	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 25542 07/05/08 11:42 AM Earth Spirit Administrator	That's ruff, I like the little doggie house. Arf...arf arf. David88 Well thats good then Mr. David, you just trot right on down to the and no bar privilages (at all) and don't try pulling rank by going to sear. 3 days full time with no lee way for good behaviour. You can be on kitchen cleaning duty too. If you find the time I don't believe the bed sheets have been changed in years either. Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner? ........I'd All those about killed me. To think there are males 'I really trust' I need re-assurance. I don't believe all women are that way. Oh Six Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~Cree Indian Proverb
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aew		#8	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 6237 07/06/08 12:08 AM Ann: eyes that laugh	3 days full time with no lee way for good behaviour. HA! I don't think that David is capable of good behavior. David, you know I love you. Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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sear		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 49382 07/06/08 05:24 AM CoAdmin.w/Grace06	Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. How about: * I'd like to bend you over this kitchen chair and drive you to the livingroom. .................................. Make me a sandwich. The seven deadly sins are: 1. Gluttony 2. Anger 3. Envy 4. Greed 5. Lust 6. Pride 7. Sloth
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Full-Fledged Member Posts: 6250 07/07/08 10:07 PM Ann: eyes that laugh	sear, go directly to the doghouse. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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sear	Well Ann, I'm just trying to cast some light on the male psyche.	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 49435 07/08/08 05:52 AM CoAdmin.w/Grace06	arf arf The seven deadly sins are: 1. Gluttony 2. Anger 3. Envy 4. Greed 5. Lust 6. Pride 7. Sloth
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Grace06		#12	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 25555 07/08/08 03:06 PM Earth Spirit Administrator	Thank you Ann! sear while you are in with David, would you two do some house cleaning in there? It flooded in there and some mold is growing. (please take care of that problem, before stocking the bar) sear it would not have surprised me had you said: While you're doing the dishes "I'll just have my sex, then you can fix my sandwich, and have you made my potato salad? sear, sear, you are bad to the bone! Maybe we should but you ON the 'cyber sofa' and send you to the 'hen pecked men' camp. I hear they are making new camps every day for males to learn the are of being 'hen pecked' Oh Six Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~Cree Indian Proverb
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sear		#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 49466 07/08/08 03:37 PM CoAdmin.w/Grace06	"sear while you are in image with David, would you two do some house cleaning in there? It flooded in there and some mold is growing." Grace06 That's the wonderful thing about being banished to a cyber-doghouse. One of its main advantages: it's CYBER! So sure Grace. I'll hit the -do all the chores- button in a while; after the masseuse has finished with me, and I've had my sauna, and a nice refreshing swim, & a shower. The seven deadly sins are: 1. Gluttony 2. Anger 3. Envy 4. Greed 5. Lust 6. Pride 7. Sloth
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David L88		#14	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 654 07/08/08 08:36 PM	Who is administering the spankings? History shows again and again that Nature puts up with the folly of MANNNNnnnnnnn...... >>>GODZILLA!!
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Full-Fledged Member Posts: 6267 07/08/08 08:43 PM Ann: eyes that laugh	Who is incorrigible? Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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sear		#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 49471 07/08/08 09:12 PM CoAdmin.w/Grace06	L8, That's all done pharmacologically. Spanking tablets aren't issued often. But when they are, it's usually 1 every 8 hours, for a day or two. They're delicious! (if you're into that sort of thing) "Who is incorrigible?" Ann Oh Ann! He's the bar tender and grounds keeper. What a gem of a guy!! And he's got a lovely family. It's such a joy to be in the company of the Incorrigibles; Frank, Betsy, and all the little incorrigibles. The seven deadly sins are: 1. Gluttony 2. Anger 3. Envy 4. Greed 5. Lust 6. Pride 7. Sloth
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David L88		#17	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 655 07/08/08 09:12 PM	This Dawg is incorrigible. So, spank me to the left. Spank me to the right. Spank me baby baby all through the night. Britney Dawg out! History shows again and again that Nature puts up with the folly of MANNNNnnnnnnn...... >>>GODZILLA!!
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Full-Fledged Member Posts: 6271 07/08/08 10:35 PM Ann: eyes that laugh	SIGH I'm sure the Incorrigibles are a lovely family. I'm sure I know some of their relatives. Is there a place to go for spanking practice? I might (BIG might) volunteer for the job, but if it requires experience, I'm not qualified. Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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David L88		#19	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 656 07/08/08 10:57 PM	Just take some bongo lessons and practice practice practice. History shows again and again that Nature puts up with the folly of MANNNNnnnnnnn...... >>>GODZILLA!!
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Grace06		#20	[url]	[-]
Full-Fledged Member Posts: 25563 07/09/08 06:32 AM Earth Spirit Administrator	David David David!? now what? you are now under and yes I said UNDER the cyber. I have no idea who the guy is behind the sofa? I sent him there a few years ago and he has been to afraid to complain and I forgot who he is or what he did. I can't say anything to him now as I don't know who he is. That's embarrassing for me. I should learn to keep records. you just squeeze under that sofa and don't ask the 'unknown' to spank you and give him the thought he has freedom. I worry a little as he may have been a good poster, but I can't win them all. Now sear Sir what make you think you can just make any old button to do what you want at any time? I never heard of anything like this or such misbehaviour. If I have to appoint Rambo as a guard and rule keeper 'I will' A swim and a massage, sear I never I never I don't know what, but you can't be making your own cyber rules. Maybe I am going to need volunteer's to run the cyber sofa and doghouse. sear makes a magic do everything button and has the nerve to tell me hes going to use it? Cyber punishment is not suppose to be fun and games. Oh Six Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~Cree Indian Proverb
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