Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who
inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad. The lieutenant
suggested that they change their underwear. The Gunny responded, "Aye, aye, sir, I'll see
to it immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and
wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you
change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz. Get to it!"
The moral: A candidate may promise change but don't count on things smelling
any better.
