To Your Arthurian Majesties:
Although I'm only a lowly duck who'd rather just jest with words than joust with swords,
and I'd rather fly away from rather than engage in actual combat,
I believe I can provide this cyberkingdom with some valuable contributions in the Humorism fiefdom.
I'm therefore hereby requesting to be officially knighted with the Custom Title of "Court Jester".
Should this request be deemed unacceptable for any reason, my second preference would be to be assigned to the Medical fiefdom as "Quack Doctor".
After all, laughter is the best medicine.
Faithfully Yours,
Tricky Ducky
Although I'm only a lowly duck who'd rather just jest with words than joust with swords,
and I'd rather fly away from rather than engage in actual combat,
I believe I can provide this cyberkingdom with some valuable contributions in the Humorism fiefdom.
I'm therefore hereby requesting to be officially knighted with the Custom Title of "Court Jester".
Should this request be deemed unacceptable for any reason, my second preference would be to be assigned to the Medical fiefdom as "Quack Doctor".
After all, laughter is the best medicine.
Faithfully Yours,
Tricky Ducky
Sorry - I was pretty sure I had edited my post to read as follows:
