I have a solid reputation for pretending to be inept in the kitchen.
Got me out of lots of work for years.
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aew |
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I have a solid reputation for pretending to be inept in the kitchen.
Got me out of lots of work for years.
Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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Tiglibud |
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I do that also, pretend to not know ...works like a charm in getting out of helping others when I just don't have the time, but would feel badly for saying
no. Maybe that is deceitful, and considered a lie. But...well, sometimes it's just easier to say "sorry, I don't know how to do taxes"
...LOL.
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sear |
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Tig,
I've told the story before ... Newlyweds were starting their household. She wanted to start off on the right foot, but didn't like her old dowdy wristwatch. She wanted a more refined, more fashionable wristwatch. So every morning, she'd burn her husband's breakfast* toast a little worse than the day before, and then mention how she could make him delicious golden brown toast if she had a new watch. One Friday morning, she slid a few cinders onto his breakfast plate. He pounded the table and announced that he'd had enough, and that he'd take care of it today (lucky thing for him it was payday). And sure enough, he arrived home, and presented his wife with a box. She opened it nervously, alarmed at what fashion blunder her husband might have made. She opened the box, and gazed inside, at her brand new toaster. * initially I typed "breadfast". Even the subconscious mind is always goin' ... |
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Gyhldeptis |
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Well, I see Sear still hasn't changed! Hardee har har!
All this talk of carbs is killin' me guys!
Lately for me it's been a lot of take out Wendy's and McDonald's salads with grilled chicken. After 9 years out of business I've gone back to my roots and have been actually earning a paycheck in addition to being greatly rewarded with my "reestablished" career. Got any potato salad to go, Sear?
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Sherezada |
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I was starting to worry about you, Gyldy. Welcome back. You missed a lot of fun.
But in truth, it's my joke, and I don't even get it. --- Sear |
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Not in my book, sear! Cornbread stuffing is yummy. Ann
I totally agree Ann. However, I don't know how many know of just plain old bread stuffing? (Must be an area thing) I was raised on it and yes it is a slick substance, but the taste was always good. I heard about corn-bread stuffing after marriage. I shall never forget my new M-I-L making fun of my mothers plain bread stuffing. Of course anything my M-I-L ever made was better than what anyone else could make.
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Gyhldeptis |
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Thanks for the welcome back, Sher. I guess that's what friends are for.
I hope you didn't have too much fun without me!
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sear |
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"Got any potato salad to go, Sear?" Gyhldy I think somebody must have tipped it off (found out what was in store for it). So my salad to go, got up and went. dang BTW I heard one on the radio today I thought you guys might enjoy. The anecdote is, Maggi Thatcher was at a banquet. There was fish, lobster, steak, and 5 or 6 different kinds of vegetables. Ms. Thatcher was asked whether she wanted fish, lobster, or steak. Thatcher said she'd have the steak. Then the waiter asked her, "And the vegetables?" Thatcher replied: "They'll have the steak too." |
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sear |
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""reestablished" career." Gyhldy I don't mean to pry Gyhldy. I'm just interested in what it's like to resume work, after years out of the job market. I earned my last steady paycheck in 1997. I was 43, and not prepared for retirement. Did you leap back into the labor force working 40 hrs. or more a week? Or were you able to ease into it? |
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Gyhldeptis |
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What? Am I am some sort of TRT trouble, banned from the potato salad buffet?
How's that for being asked to leave the "table"?
I'm just interested in what it's like to resume work, after years out of the job market.--Sear Very interesting. But comfortable. I've found something I really enjoy so it's not like a job, if that makes any sense. I've always heard to find something you love and then find a way to get paid for it, so it just seemed logical. Did you leap back into the labor force working 40 hrs. or more a week? Or were you able to ease into it?--Sear No leaping here exactly, because I've been thinking about it for awhile now. Let's just say the Universe opened up a spot for me and I was at the right place at the right time. I schedule my own appointments so I only work about 20 hours a week. I'm in a really good place in my life right now. Double **groan** at the Thatcher!
Last Edited By: Gyhldeptis 07/16/08 03:49 PM.
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Grace06 |
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Certainly glad you have found something you enjoy, and to set your own hours. A big part of the satisfaction of having a job.
I certainly would like to work again, but it seems unlikely at least for the present. I too if did work again would do so on my own terms. There is a demand for things I could do, but no hurry at the present. Oh Six |
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I've found something I really enjoy so it's not like a job, if that makes any sense.From somebody in the same situation, it makes perfect sense! After 16 years of staying at home, I was lucky enough to find my ideal job.
Wisdom is self-regenerating. The more you use it the more you have. It's not using it that causes you to run out. ~ BoardFlak
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Gyhldeptis |
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Hi Grace, hi Ann, long time no see.
I too if did work again would do so on my own terms.--Grace It's nice that we are fortunate enough to do that. I can remember years back when this was not the case!
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sear |
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"I'm in a really good place in my life right now." Gyhldy Excellent! If you don't mind me butchering a Star Trek slogan, -live long and proper!-. Enjoy it Gyhldy. "Double **groan** at the Thatcher!" Gyhldy Weren't you the one that posted: John Wilkes (to the Earl of Sandwich): |
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I think you are all a little corny. That Damned syrup is in everything.Ain't it the truth? And do you have any clue how bad that crap is for you? I will share some excerpts from this article> http://www.westonaprice.org/motherlinda/cornsyrup.html First, cornstarch is treated with alpha-amylase to produce shorter chains of sugars called polysaccharides. Alpha-amylase is industrially produced by a bacterium, usually Bacillus sp. It is purified and then shipped to HFCS manufacturers. "but every cell in the body can metabolize glucose. However, all fructose must be metabolized in the liver. The livers of the rats on the high fructose diet looked like the livers of alcoholics, plugged with fat and cirrhotic."
Never mind...I found it.
Wer nichts wird, wird Wirt. |
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Grace06 |
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It's nice that we are fortunate enough to do that. I can remember years back when this was not the case!Well actually its still not the case in my case, only what I would force myself to do. I am just lucky the demand is there!
Lots of those I know do so when they really should not. One friend I have undergoes Chemo two times a week, and is so weak and sick yet still works to keep her insurance. I am very happy for those than can do this, but truly wish more could be done for the ones that 'just simply cannot' It is such a shame. Ann, How come I thought you had been working several years, like 16?
You fit that position just like a glove.
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Gyhldeptis |
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Yes, Grace, you really are lucky and the nursing field is sure lucky to have someone like you!
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if you don't mind me butchering a Star Trek slogan, -live long and proper!-.Sear!
Well, at least it wasn't, "Today is a good day to die!"
"The symmetry of form attainable in pure fiction cannot so readily be achieved in a narration essentially having less to do with fable than with fact. Truth uncompromisingly told will always have its ragged edges; hence the conclusion of such a narration is apt to be less finished than an architectual finial." -Herman Melville
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